a pug named Claire Denis

True Life: My Daughter’s a Piece of Pasta

Hello. I am returned first I from ancient times. Please give me a job.

the supernova of narcissism

Boobs on the ground

What if I told you I wasn’t talking about broccoli

Whip my hair meanwhile 

left the typo in there for imagination station

adjacent to sesame street but gerrymandered

The Barefoot Condolence: How Sad is That?

Thoughts out of season 

Cookies on my feet with the disco meat

Yo quiero stupendium

She’s a songwriter, a prostitute, a known drug addict and thief — an all-around talent and outpatient

“Book writing is not helpful for beauty contests.”

18-wheeler and a dozen roses 

The Rippling Mr. Talent

The Rising Tide of Compassion

ROMs for Christ

What would Olaf say if he went with Elsa to Lamaze…

nowadays acting stupid because you think it's smart to act stupid is just stupid because that attitude isn't novel, it's fucking institutionalized

if art were sex, none of this work would know how to make anyone else cum

The Decriminalisation Of Country Music

Everything that has happened is canon

Orange Juice? Squeeze? Pulp?

Branch? Crow? Apple?

the George Clooney of bags

Back on planet Milan

im the 10 pairs of they/them pants of the week

miss me with that earthly politics bro, akashic maximalism go brrrrrr

The Dark Souls of times of the soul

your royal court of shenanigans

When you expect fair play you create an infectious bubble of madness around you

Why I mustn’t shut the fuck up

conceptual/experimental college sweater

I recently read that art might just save the world

Greg.org’s style journey

Glorgio Armani

roller-skating in crumpled linen

rich people multiply

analysis is for narcs

rpg that you play through an atm machine

talk to me nice, not nasty

bad but not evil

Curly elf-shoe effect

Perchance to dream, your honor?

Malaysian clip-art

A RomCom about flight attendants called It’s Terminal

The Love Lesson

Am I having a panic attack or is it just this jacket?

School-shooting-mode

I wouldn’t call us heroes, but I wouldn’t not call us not heroes

who up breaking language

Uploaded by Autism_Personified127

25 years of standing ovations

PS2 lookin’ fish

Had a nice catch up call with Helen Keller

Anything beats a citation.

Thanks for watching. And if you weren’t watching, thanks for listening. And if you weren’t listening, then you can’t hear me.

Duplications not in the Sturtevant way but in the bank account way

representation of a gift

boopwear

that outfit boops

the road to dystopia is paved with good intentions

We’re fictional

James Lipton is the GOAT

Sitting should also be fun – like playing – an experience

If fear is the norm, love is radical

I want a gabber funeral

The Masked Writer

I’m not a ferret, I’m Brazilian 

当時は年間300万円以上、洋服を買ってきたので結局１度着て、渋谷をフラフラしただけです。

Bootleg version of time

solar eclaire

I don’t use photoshop

athleisure meets paddington bear

the stubborn live downstairs, the ambitious live upstairs

DJ If I Laugh Ask Me Why I’m Laughing

I think we all win as we’re chompin down on some crispity crunchedy CHOCOLATE-Y women in leading roles -my audition, I’m immediately arrested 

My depop, poppin

Somebody better get up in this fancy house and love me

"hands are the windows to your arms”

A real torture would be to build a sparkling cage with 2-way mirrors and steel bars. In there would be good-looking and young M&M who think they’re in a regular motel room so they’ll take their clothes off and do the delicate things that M&M do when they’re sure they’re alone. Everyone who watches will go crazy because they won’t be believing what they’re seeing but they’ll see the bars and know they can’t get in. And, they’ll be afraid to make a move because they don’t want to scare the M&M away from doing the delicious things they’re doing.

his entourage of people, his 18th century refinement, crepe de chine 6-ply mufflers, and knowledge

tracey in my room

I would love to be an RPG shopkeeper in real life

2 Japanese high-school girls with French names

Mimbiko

A glitch in the cervix

“Sorry, I only date bitcoins”

If your name is a question, don’t wear a hat

From Beeple to Vermeer, Van Gogh to YSL

YumYum Galerie

February Jones 

October Jones 

Overgraduater

The Internet is like a wasting disease, obliterating society one part at a time

a little shy but extremely beautiful

Marina Acarcrashbitch

Unicode Nicole Kidman and Unicode Anna Nicole Smith honking their horns (no one can hear them if they’re not Unicode themselves) in the Ralph’s parking lot

The Devil Wears BLESS

Children of Biden

The Tedium is the Message

Tan muñecas reading Rumi

an old hobo slicing a bean

somebody new is turning 12 every second

a very postmodern zip design on the outside which has 0 function

Try, can’t error!

diplo-matic immunity

just saw a woman

VIP punk dinner

JarJar Binksian MacBethism

zoom zoom, vroom vroom, beep beep, toot toot, honk honk, skrrrrrrt

The operating system of the Moon

round glasses are globalism

Mediocre rise

Passing 4 Sane

they should put mental gymnastics in the olympics

Ambience with attitude

Qanon feminist

juliadrivesanaudi

they should also put jumping to conclusions in the olympics 

I’m not big-boned, I just have heavy eyelids

you come into my subtweet on the day of my daughter's wedding

Anonymous sextet for perverted piano

Portal de Rossi 

How’d Ellen get here so fast? Portal de Rossi

Andrea Fraser’s Salon Takeover

Mrs. Sephiroth

LadyRambo

Excellent news for christian fans

the Ruth Asawa to my Lisa Dicreager

when virtue embraces terror, what is beauty really for?

a bullet hell for the Tasmanian Devil

weaponry is a solution without a problem

Voluptuous Laundry

Magnum Grandfather

You are here

You are here, what is happening with us?

You are here, existing for me in a very big way

You are here, nothing but sadness and pain

Cheap kiss you can buy

sonic, a muslim, upon seeing the sun rise during ramadan – "gotta go fast!”

moonmoons

What is Amelia Airheart doing right now?

Holographic Goatee Mix

cryptobilly elegy

Fashists

Mental stealth

Guess I was a pageslut

My own private Istanbul

Incellah

banana jones’ diary

Miranda Powder

methinks you might like a refill

The Thing About Cube

Anna Wimhof

My Boo Network

#trustorphans

The Berghain Cinematic Universe

I NEED to be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall

Don Quixote in the style of Elden Ring

i like my garments most for what they DONT provide

haha, heehee, and yeehaw

Ross Island Sand and Gravel Discoteque

Everyone is a mixologist, everything has a secret menu, and all art is beautiful

Lust in the Dust

debriefpaymentfuture

PSTD (short for Pop-STD)